the year 2019. obviously, i'm on the moon, where newt gingrich is the president of the moon. how can anybody be president of the moon, you ask, from the past, where you live? well, back what he was just candidate gingrich, president newt, that's what we call him, president newt, he not only promised a permanent colony on the moon by the end of his second term, but he declared that that colony would be an american colony. he said once he figured out a way to get a few thousand americans up here on the moon in our permanent colony here, the moon could then become the 51st state. and so, now, in 2019, puerto rico, i guess, is still just a territory, washington, d.c. is essentially still like an occupied territory, but the moon, well, now we call it north north dakota, and newt gingrich is the first president of the moon. he's sort of our george washington up here. just because i'm wearing this fake costume space suit doesn't mean i'm kidding about this. >> by the end of my second term -- we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be american. at one point early in my
